A Difficult Task

There are times when Master Zach’s faith in my abilities is welcome and most encouraging, but other times his faith is misplaced, perhaps even blind. Now is a time that falls in the latter of those two, as it appears he does not recognize my vocal and verbal shortcomings. While I am an [...]

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A Spot Of Good PR

Tonight I saw an opportunity to take my own initiative to promote Master Zach somewhat in his professional field. Before this evening’s game against the Panthers of Florida, I spotted the Fox Sports Network production truck with its door open, and no crew within. Seeing the coast clear of eyewitnesses, I slipped into [...]

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The Captaincy

Master Zach has set the wheels turning on a devious and potentially dangerous revenge plot, where Master Travis is the intended target. It has been widely reported across various news outlets that the New Jersey Devils are seeking a new Captain, as that odd fellow Elias has been deemed unfit for such a leadership [...]

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Future Revenge Plans

It has been brought to my attention by Master Andrew, that pleasant (and apparently eagle-eyed) San Jose chap over at IPB, that my copy editor leaves much to be desired. She must be added to the “To Be Removed from Editing Capacities” list.

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Future Revenge Plans, Aug. 12th, 2007

I have a delightfully diabolical plan which I intend to present to Master Zach in our next Revenge Plotting Conference. I will suggest that, upon returning for the start of training camp, Master Zach should present to Masters Paulie and Travis cans with labels intimating the contents contain mixed nuts. However, the cans [...]

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Dastardly Plot 07/29/07

I have been discretely following both Paulie Martin and Travis Zajac all summer long, attempting to establish which local parks the two gentlemen are inclined to visit. The plan is to wait until the park managers apply a fresh coat of paint to the picnic tables and benches. When no one is looking, [...]

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Future Revenge Plans

Having done some empirical research, I am beginning to believe next summer’s various revenge plans should all include forcing the subjects to watch the Major League Baseball All-Star game. From my vantage point just off the first base line, I was able to see first-hand the pain and misery that “sporting” “event” can cause. [...]

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Future Revenge Plans

Cause all of the strings on Travis Zajac’s guitar to be out of tune for his next performance at the local coffee house open mic night.

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