Things Have Gone Horribly Awry

I feel compelled at this point to unburden myself of a terrible secret: I am responsible for the downfall of the New Jersey Devils. It all began with a simple task appointed to me by Master Zach, a task I have undertaken often enough to have made it the simplest of routines. He [...]

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A Difficult Task

There are times when Master Zach’s faith in my abilities is welcome and most encouraging, but other times his faith is misplaced, perhaps even blind. Now is a time that falls in the latter of those two, as it appears he does not recognize my vocal and verbal shortcomings. While I am an [...]

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