A Spot Of Good PR

Tonight I saw an opportunity to take my own initiative to promote Master Zach somewhat in his professional field. Before this evening’s game against the Panthers of Florida, I spotted the Fox Sports Network production truck with its door open, and no crew within. Seeing the coast clear of eyewitnesses, I slipped into the truck and logged into the graphics program for the pregame informational material. I found there the line assignments for the game to come, and tampered a bit with the way they had been arranged. Those who watched the game on television may have taken note of my handiwork — instead of the Patrik Elias/Dainius Zubrus/David Clarkson being first, I made them second and promoted Master Zach/Travis Zajac/Brian Gionta to the top line. I have no doubt Mr. Elias will never be made aware of my manipulations, and I have no intention of informing Master Zach. That is just the kind of turtle-of-affairs I am.