Revenge Ledger, 10/4/07

After Master Zach suffered a disheartening loss to begin his latest National Hockey League campaign, he requested I send telegrams to Mssrs. Lecavalier, St. Louis, Richards and Prospal. Each telegram was made to look as though they had come from the front offices of the Tampa Bay Lightning, and each one simply read, “You are fired”. I have my doubts about whether this will even the score in the grand scheme of life, but Master Zach was adamant that he felt much better after the deed was done.