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Archive for October, 2007

Revenge Ledger, 10/12/07

At the beginning of last season, Master Zach sent me on a dastardly plot to undermine Captain Patrik Elias’s mental stability. It is no secret that Master Zach has his eyes on that coveted “C”, and putting Elias off his game seemed the most direct route to getting it. He locked himself in [...]

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A Spot Of Good PR

Tonight I saw an opportunity to take my own initiative to promote Master Zach somewhat in his professional field. Before this evening’s game against the Panthers of Florida, I spotted the Fox Sports Network production truck with its door open, and no crew within. Seeing the coast clear of eyewitnesses, I slipped into [...]

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After Master Zach suffered a disheartening loss to begin his latest National Hockey League campaign, he requested I send telegrams to Mssrs. Lecavalier, St. Louis, Richards and Prospal. Each telegram was made to look as though they had come from the front offices of the Tampa Bay Lightning, and each one simply read, “You [...]

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