It has been brought to my attention by Master Andrew, that pleasant (and apparently eagle-eyed) San Jose chap over at IPB, that my copy editor leaves much to be desired. She must be added to the “To Be Removed from Editing Capacities” list.
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Good show Boxworthy,
Not only shall she be relieved from type setting and ink blotting duties, but indeed we should also fill, to the brim, a bucket of water. Then, while she is working and/or attending to personal matters in her dormatory, we will prop said bucket up against the door. When emerges from the room she will open the door, and the bucket will fall. Water will then flood the room, thusly creating a mess and dampening her feet!
A hearty chortle will surely be had at her expense!
Dear sir! I say — have you been stealing pages from my future revenge plans ledger? I believe I may have penned those exact words myself at some point. Surely a scheme involving a brimming bucket of water and an unsuspecting dousee is as diabolical as they come. I shall endeavor to engage in said plot posthaste!
With warmest regards,
Boxworthy
Andrew, I’ve been thinking for hours of how to respond to this to do justice to your genius comment, but I have to admit defeat and merely say, “Bravo! Bravissimo!”
Thank you, thank you! I work hard on my revenge schemes and it’s good to know that they’re appreciated!