I have a delightfully diabolical plan which I intend to present to Master Zach in our next Revenge Plotting Conference. I will suggest that, upon returning for the start of training camp, Master Zach should present to Masters Paulie and Travis cans with labels intimating the contents contain mixed nuts. However, the cans will actually contain faux snakes comprised of springs. When the subjects of the revenge open the cans, the springs will engage, sending projectiles of ersatz reptiles directly at their surprised faces. I have the utmost faith that this plot will be received most warmly by my employer.
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This is a delightful plan, Boxworthy! If there is any way you can photograph Paulie and Travis opening the “nuts”, please do so. I have no need for revenge against these young Devils, but I would take great glee in their shock.
I am so pleased you agree that this is a delightful plan. I will endeavor to capture the moment for all posterity but I make no promises that my turtle-sized camera can take picture visible to the human eye.
Yours Truly,
Boxworthy