Today Master Zach set into play a very dastardly plot. He engineered to accept delivery of a gift of an article of clothing from Sir Sidney Crosby’s new clothing collection. Master Zach made sure he was in a crowded mall atrium when he said, in an elevated and excited tone, “I say! [...]
Archive for August, 2007
Revenge Ledger 08/29/07
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A Dastardly And Perhaps Criminal Plot
Posted in Uncategorized on August 28, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Master Zach approached me today with a plot he would like to see implemented against one Ray Emery, whom he added to the To-Be-Revenged Ledger following Mr. Emery’s defeat of Master Zach and the New Jersey Devils in this past May. He asked me to delegate a simple job to the henchperson on staff [...]
Revenge Ledger, August 20th
Posted in Revenge Ledger on August 21, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Today saw months of hard work come to fruition as I assisted Master Zach in gaining a small measure of revenge against one who wronged him. I cannot name the target of our plot, as he is a man of great power and influence over Master Zach, but his name was indelibly etched in [...]
Future Revenge Plans
Posted in Dastardly Plots on August 15, 2007 | 4 Comments »
It has been brought to my attention by Master Andrew, that pleasant (and apparently eagle-eyed) San Jose chap over at IPB, that my copy editor leaves much to be desired. She must be added to the “To Be Removed from Editing Capacities” list.
Future Revenge Plans, Aug. 12th, 2007
Posted in Dastardly Plots on August 12, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I have a delightfully diabolical plan which I intend to present to Master Zach in our next Revenge Plotting Conference. I will suggest that, upon returning for the start of training camp, Master Zach should present to Masters Paulie and Travis cans with labels intimating the contents contain mixed nuts. However, the cans [...]
Revenge Ledger August 11th, 2007
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One of Master Zach’s dastardly plots came to fruition today. Months ago, he commanded me to stealthily, under dark of night, lift Master Paulie’s Hennepin County Library card from his wallet. Master Zach proceeded to check out a vast number of library books, not a single one of which he has returned. [...]
Announcements
Posted in Joyous Announcements on August 1, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Master Zach cordially invites you to celebrate his acceptance into the exclusive club of True Devils.
__ Yes, I will be attending, and have been the recipient of at least one (1) of Master Zach’s dastardly revenge plots but no longer hold it against him.
__ Yes, I will be attending, and have never been [...]
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