Having done some empirical research, I am beginning to believe next summer’s various revenge plans should all include forcing the subjects to watch the Major League Baseball All-Star game. From my vantage point just off the first base line, I was able to see first-hand the pain and misery that “sporting” “event” can cause. I must mention this to Master Zach at our next Revenge Council Meeting.
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Dear Boxworthy,
I was just curious as to whether you keep company with Sir Crunchy the Schnauzer.
Yours,
Sid’s Jitterbug
Dearest Sid’s Jitterbug,
Sir Crunchy the Schnauzer and I are fond acquaintences back from our days at the club. We exchange pleasantries at holidays, and meet once annually at the old club reunion, where we spend our time reminiscing and taking spins in the club’s motorcylce sidecar. A smashing time is had by all.
Humbly yours,
Boxworthy