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Future Revenge Plans

July 9, 2007 by Pookie

Cause all of the strings on Travis Zajac’s guitar to be out of tune for his next performance at the local coffee house open mic night.

Posted in Dastardly Plots | 5 Comments

5 Responses

on July 11, 2007 at 4:56 pm | Reply Katebits

I’d be careful about this one Boxworthy. FYI. Travis is a pretty crafty guitar player. I could see him adjusting very quickly to out of tune strings. I wouldn’t underestimate him in the strumming department.
on July 11, 2007 at 4:58 pm | Reply Schnookie

Boxworthy has been assured by Zach that Travis will be unable to adapt on the fly if confronted with this situation. Boxworthy has his doubts that Master Zach knows anything more about guitars than what he’s gleaned from Guitar Hero, but his is not to question.
on July 11, 2007 at 5:48 pm | Reply Pookie

Dear Madam Katebits,

Thank you ever so much for your critique of said revenge plan. I think perhaps I will petition Master Zach to alter this plan slightly to include the cutting of the strings, rather than simply the out-of-tuning.

Kindest Regards,
Boxworthy, Esq.
on July 11, 2007 at 10:00 pm | Reply Katebits

That is probably for the best, Boxworthy. So glad I could help. Keep up the good work!
on July 13, 2007 at 3:29 pm | Reply Sherry

Dear Monsieur Boxworthy,

As a fellow guitar player, I must try my best to dissuade you from enacting this revenge. Those piercing lights, those hipster kids with their $4.00 coffee and their too-cool-for-school attitude. It just makes the judgment 10 times worse, as if the situation wasn’t nerve-wracking enough!

Perhaps I can suggest something less traumatic? How about you steal all of his picks and force him to use a credit card in its stead?

Regards,
Concerned Musician.